lolz in Egypt

well if you want to know what we did on the trip to Egypt search for the post intitled land of the casanobas (aka my review on egypt), it should be below this post but anyway....
one of the funniest things i can remember happened on the cruise ship.have you ever been on a ship with indians?yah you have to be with the right type to really have a blast,the indians we were with were good ,but they can party.not like i can though.the best time to be on the ship is @ nite.thats the time where you go to the 3rd floor and hit the club,where you have opptions a.dance like theres no tomorrow,b.drink like you just found out you got fired,c.just sit there and waste your time.d.mingle..and for once in my dads life he decided to dance with me,infront of a crowd.ofcourse we were the worst thing you've seen sense brittany spears's last preformance.
the second funniest thing was me and my sister got bored , so in order to occupie myself i pulled my nobo pants up to my chest,buckled it with a tacky looking belt,tucked in my shirt,messed my hair up and put into a fake mohock,and ran up and down the hall way.just because im different.wish morgan was there,i still wish i wouldve never left home but were not gonna go there today.
#3 lolz was probably in the perfume shop,this guy, he was funny yah whatever anyways he was trying to sell my dad this sent called minutes to midnight(aka egyptian viagra)omg i was rofling. the salesmen even explained how it works and where to put it.wow.that was deep.
#4 lolz i was wearing these caprees i had for a long time,they were like blue ,light blue with big pockets and like ajustable leg things.know what im talking about?thoght so.i didnt know that they had a rip in the butt.so i was waltzing around cairo and or sharmel shiek cant remember with my happy bunny underwear showing barley.im gonna wear them again this week just because im stupid.
alright im gonna keep this one short and sweet.there is a market strip that you can go to HuGe.the first funny part about that ,well this one isnt really funny but you know they will hastle u .well i decided to go into a shop that looked modest,nobody in it ,thats what i thought.guy from southern africa,grabs my hand & kisses it and calls me my sister.yah end of that story.those who know me know what i would do in a situation like that.so i went into another shop after about 20 other ones i went before it.and i liked it they werent kreeps they were just 2 twenty year olds in a shop,no hastle ,no game ,just honest.they didnt beg,or do anything physical they after about 15 seconds one of them asked me may i help you madam?not in the snooty way.but it was funny because when they were making me this necklace that had my name in it in hieroglyphics the two guys were text messegaing each other back and forth one had a mario ring tone and the other had 50 cent lolz.but you know since me and my sister do stuff, we reached the end of the gigantic strip we didnt feel like going back down it so ashley decides that we should go around and try to get to the front ,since apperently my words never matter,so we end up getting lost on some street.15 minutes later we found the starting point.......yah i hate ashley.i will say out of all the hastle,and getting lost the worst part about the market strip was that some dued came up in my ear and said;i truly love you marry me" @!$.
i found out that if i dont balance my music i go phsyco.because i wanted to listen to panic ! at the disco the whole trip,but i found out if i dont listen to fall out boy and or any other band in my favorites that i can cause alot more damage than i usaully do. and ashley still has the scars.