lolz in Egypt

well if you want to know what we did on the trip to Egypt search for the post intitled land of the casanobas (aka my review on egypt), it should be below this post but anyway....
one of the funniest things i can remember happened on the cruise ship.have you ever been on a ship with indians?yah you have to be with the right type to really have a blast,the indians we were with were good ,but they can party.not like i can though.the best time to be on the ship is @ nite.thats the time where you go to the 3rd floor and hit the club,where you have opptions a.dance like theres no tomorrow,b.drink like you just found out you got fired,c.just sit there and waste your time.d.mingle..and for once in my dads life he decided to dance with me,infront of a crowd.ofcourse we were the worst thing you've seen sense brittany spears's last preformance.
the second funniest thing was me and my sister got bored , so in order to occupie myself i pulled my nobo pants up to my chest,buckled it with a tacky looking belt,tucked in my shirt,messed my hair up and put into a fake mohock,and ran up and down the hall way.just because im different.wish morgan was there,i still wish i wouldve never left home but were not gonna go there today.
#3 lolz was probably in the perfume shop,this guy, he was funny yah whatever anyways he was trying to sell my dad this sent called minutes to midnight(aka egyptian viagra)omg i was rofling. the salesmen even explained how it works and where to put it.wow.that was deep.
#4 lolz i was wearing these caprees i had for a long time,they were like blue ,light blue with big pockets and like ajustable leg things.know what im talking about?thoght so.i didnt know that they had a rip in the butt.so i was waltzing around cairo and or sharmel shiek cant remember with my happy bunny underwear showing barley.im gonna wear them again this week just because im stupid.
alright im gonna keep this one short and sweet.there is a market strip that you can go to HuGe.the first funny part about that ,well this one isnt really funny but you know they will hastle u .well i decided to go into a shop that looked modest,nobody in it ,thats what i thought.guy from southern africa,grabs my hand & kisses it and calls me my sister.yah end of that story.those who know me know what i would do in a situation like that.so i went into another shop after about 20 other ones i went before it.and i liked it they werent kreeps they were just 2 twenty year olds in a shop,no hastle ,no game ,just honest.they didnt beg,or do anything physical they after about 15 seconds one of them asked me may i help you madam?not in the snooty way.but it was funny because when they were making me this necklace that had my name in it in hieroglyphics the two guys were text messegaing each other back and forth one had a mario ring tone and the other had 50 cent lolz.but you know since me and my sister do stuff, we reached the end of the gigantic strip we didnt feel like going back down it so ashley decides that we should go around and try to get to the front ,since apperently my words never matter,so we end up getting lost on some street.15 minutes later we found the starting point.......yah i hate ashley.i will say out of all the hastle,and getting lost the worst part about the market strip was that some dued came up in my ear and said;i truly love you marry me" @!$.
i found out that if i dont balance my music i go phsyco.because i wanted to listen to panic ! at the disco the whole trip,but i found out if i dont listen to fall out boy and or any other band in my favorites that i can cause alot more damage than i usaully do. and ashley still has the scars.

Land Of The Casanobas (aka my review on egypt)

well i know you guyz read alot of my reviews on what happended this week and what didnt,but this week and all last week i was in egypt....and im speech less.it was crazy but i love egypt! that is like my second home.but yah the only part that i absoultly hated was that we actullay went on not 5 palne rides on this 10 day trip but about 13.and 3 days on a cruise ship.yah woa.

so pretty much all last week i was the chic in the back of the plane wanting to eat penutbutter and MC Donalds because im wierd..........but yah i was pretty o.c because either each day or every other day it was wake up @ 2:00 in the morning and jump in a plane that goes 33000 ft up in the air and 800 mph.jeez that was really wierd.but i loved Cairo the most out of all the places, everyone was so nice and didnt stare @ you in a bad way and didnt stare @ you in the good way, they just waved and smiled , took pictures , blew kisses , im surprised they didnt ask for my atutgraph....we did things and went differnt places every day, and on our last day we spent the night climbing up and down mount sini.i got dehydrated and my mom fell like twice , sombody had an asthma attack and another person broke their foot....... it was terrible and i am still soar due to previous events...... , we also went inside pyramids,ancient temples ,caves,snorkiling,ect. the funniest thing was on the beach at the hilton , well i was like omg, this is just wrrrroooonnnnnggggggggg. but there is such a coulture where girls can go topless in the pool and at the beach . and that culture only applied to swedish people , and the hilton was nothing but 80%swedish,15%astralian,3%muslem......2%american......... could you imagine what the beach looked like?
but currently im back in india, the land of poverty and hatered.......oh and tomorrow i have to get up and go to school,i mean i got no summer break and i pretty much hate everything.. and i feel like brittany spears probably does......so those who say "oh! she's probably having the best time of her life" ,
well shut it,and keep it shut cuz you have no clue what i feels like.

pee ess, i went up on the roof of the hilton and threw an apple in the pool,because i felt that me and my friends would probably be doing that at the time......i miss them.

pee ess ess i can get over the whole thing that i have to go threw india's coulture shock because now i know fall out boy is releasing a new album soon!!!yay lolz

pee ess ess our wii works now.for some odd reason......

pee ess ess ess i'll put pictures on eventually.......

xo

were 3mths into our 3 year stay

lolz tomorrow i leave to go to egypt for 10 days...........
but nobody is excited, because it all feels like a dream,but we live in india,its hard to really say it and mean it, but in my dreams im still @ home ,and now id prefer to live in my dreams and not have to wake up at all.

I've Never Looked Better & You Cant Stand It.

"ME BIENG ME WITH A SERIOUS LOOK"

AIM FOR THE CHEERIO

THE LOVES OF MY LIFE
!GASP!
MY ROOM OF FUNK

MR.PICKLES'S MAKEOVER.... IS THAT HOT R WHAT?

WELCOME TO INDIA

INDIA PRT. 2

INDIA PRT.3

yah well maybe next time if your lucky i might put some more

stuff on

the girl that hasnt changed, enough for you to notice.....

(whatever you want to call me)

the lonley little snake, and the hobo lizrd

yah well .... here you have to expect the worse thing .....
so last night me and my sister were screaching on the roof songs from the top of our heads....(okay mostly me) literally at the top of our lungs.....
but this dosent matter....2 nights ago we were running outside barefooted... when our driver reported that there was a poisonous snake in our yard.... we didnt know that...!and yah that scared the bejesus out of me! nobody got bit..... (thank the lord)

the hobo lizard
there is this lizard,that lives in my bathroom, it is so cute
sometimes if you ate something that dosent agree with you,and your there for a long time he keeps you company.i named him hobo.and he is my little friend.he eats like my toothpaste and water ballons...... yah

the pros and cons of india :~o

hmmm i havent posted in a while.....oh well
anyways the news i knew but forgot to talk about....
pete wentz and ashley simpson got married and have a baby due sometime next year....

HAPPY freaking BIRTHDAY PETE! i hope you have a crazy time...knowing you it will be unforgetable,infinte xo's

yah anyways.... more hot topics...

ive heard hot topic designed a new shirt for this insanley awsome band (p@td)
that had like mushrooms and stuff all over it, i mean it looked cool but i dont get it.

recently i've been breaking out really bad all over my face/arms..(like your supposed to care..) because of my dairy overdoses..... he he he

yesterday.... or was it a week ago,i was rofl after i got home,
jeez i dont know if i mentioned this but yah here in india , americans are noticed..
like really really bad.let me just say , when the wemon stare at you it is with hate.... when the men stare at you it is with something else, can you guesse? my mom had to go to cox and kings to pay for our flight to egypt, and i decided to stay in the car.... mistake # 1 . a mob of GUYZ decided to swarm the car,and stare. just stare like i had a butt on my face or something.....
men would stare at me like im the best thing in the world, i mean yah i know i am but you dont have to stare like that.... rarrr. then the second time we went to cox and kings i came inside... mistake # 2 as soon as my mom left the bench 5 other guys parked it right next to me....and last sunday lolz this guy with girl pants on walked up to the car at the same time he's picking his nose just starig in the window going for it. alright i think you get the point.

5th trip to the spencers mall.... yah never again,
i bought a back pack and alice in wanderland book , and you cant walk down a hall without hearing somebody yell HEY RICH GIRL COME BUY SOME DIAMONDS, or HELLO MAY I INTREST YOU IN SOME BLA BLA AMERICAN?i was all like gasp! oh no you just didnt.
yah but i got over it....


pee ess my parents might let me die my hair purple.... yayz