Will It Make You Feel Better If I Said I Was Right?

What now !!!!!!!
i was right!!! 4 1 of the firsts i was right ..... about india ......i'd wanna go home as soon as we'd landed!!!!! I would run around with toilet paper in my hand streaming them around like ribbons but my feet are SWOLLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!Ya i know right tmi . im just gonna do a note to self check off list:
nOTE 2 SELF: when on the plane for a long time feet may swell owychhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
you may puke
YOU CAN BRING DOGS AND CATS ON THE PLANE!!!!!! just have a game plan , the dogs health sheets, shots , papers, and about 400$ those who are with CATIPILLAR and we can make it work. and your dog can have some toys in it's 4 sided HARD SOLID cage , with some type of foood and drowsy pills....
you may be very sleepy when you get off your flight Lufthansa is one of the best possible flights ever .... i HATE planes but this air line makes it alot better....
when you arive at an Indian an air port in the ladies room there may be squaters!!!! so yah use the regular toilets before you leave the plane.
DONT DoNt dOnT ( yah i know the donts get anoying) drink the water!!!!!! not out of the shower not out of the sink not out of the toilet. this water is contaminated with suage ( dookey & pee)
Beware of rampid doggys!!! they are everywhere , but also try to dodge the bird poo and the cows.....
Dont give in to the begging .. instead donate to a charity
sit back relax and start a conversastion at random they may try to open your car door, shut it and lock ALL THE DOORS

if you dont want to go blind seeing some guy peeing on the road i dont know....... block it?

Get a shoufer ..... the way the citizens drive is like a thousand me's behind the wheels so yah buckle the seat belts :(

now if you make it for 3 hours in india know god must want you here for a reason if not he would' ve killled you a long time ago........
HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!!:0{)
bri